Ten Twisted Tips: Weird stuff that helps me write

1. Garamond is my lucky font. Good things happen when I write in Garamond.

2. I don’t read anything in my own genres. Especially anything that’s doing well. It intimidates me.

3. I drink my tea from different cups at different times of the day. My first cup is in a china mug that’s the perfect size and weight. My 10am— vintage china. My afternoon tea — also  vintage china. But a different pattern. Go wild.

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4. I have a Writing Cardi. I wear it every day.  It’s hideous. Lots of pilling. The colour makes me look like a ghoul. But it’s cozy. I also think it might be magical… It’s like an Aikido belt. I never wash it in case it loses power.

5. I never answer voice mail messages. I pretend they’re not there. Their very existence riles me. I hate the way they hang around, trying to clutter my psychic space. ‘Call me, call me, call me.’ NO!

6. I always answer text messages. They’re cool. Brief and to the point. Text messages don’t take me out of the zone.

7. The End. It’s childish. I use it anyway. It gives me a huge sense of achievement.

8. My keyboard is stained with cheap lipstick and coffee. How does the lipstick get from my face to the keyboard? It’s a mystery.

9. My computer is so old she needs a zimmer frame.

10. My computer’s name is Miss Mary Mac. Like me, she has no retirement plan.

11. The last three aren’t tips. Neither is this. That’s just how I roll… 😉

The End


13 thoughts on “Ten Twisted Tips: Weird stuff that helps me write

  1. Love your tips! Some are wise, some sound rather absurd, all of them funny – all of them do work very well and do the magic! So stick to them, please.
    Kind wishes,
    eva, the girl from the other side of the big duck pond.

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  2. Excellent tips. For me: 5am, dressing gown, check email/social until kettle boils, write till kids get up. If lucky enough to have writing time during day, wear dressing gown over clothes — always — because it might be magical too. And, boy, do I hear you about voice mail messages!

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  3. Number 2 surprised me because I love reading in my own genres. I find it inspiring to be surrounded by so much talent and find great joy in stories I wish I’d written. Sometimes I find it makes me a little sad because my own writing which got off to a prolific start has been so slow since my son’s illness began over 5 years ago. But then I remember all the stories are still inside me and their time will come – and meantime I can luxuriate in the stories of others.

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    1. Lovely, Sandy! I know you’ll give us loads more gorgeous books in the coming years. As you said, their time will come. Gosh, I didn’t have my first book published until i was 42. Writing and publishing is ‘a long game’, yeah? Sandy, I almost didn’t include twisted ‘tip’ 2. But, hey, I want to be as open and honest as I can. So, yeah, I’m a wuss. Or my inner artist is. Whatever. LOL!
      Love to see your name pop up here, Sandy. Thank you! J xo

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