how to write a novel – girl and duck

All career authors need to know how to write. Well, der, you didn’t pay good money to hear me say that. But wait, let’s look more closely. You need to know how to speak in public. You need to know how to work a Twitter account or a Facebook account or an Insta account or…

News flash Some people think I’m arrogant. They think, where does she get off, dishin’ out all this advice about creative writing? She doesn’t know everything. Shocking, I know. But it’s probably true. There is a slim chance I don’t know everything. Not every little thing But I can tell you when it comes to creative writing there’s not much…

I’ve often been asked by aspiring authors if they should send three sample chapters to a publisher and try to get a contract that way. Alarm bells. If that’s what the publisher is asking for, by all means send them sample chapters. Always give them exactly what they want. That’s, ‘How to be an Author, 101’.…

1 They write as if their work is being marked. It’s hard to lose that inner student, the kid who’s shit scared of getting it wrong. But you’re not that kid anymore. You can write whatever the hell you want. In any shape or form. People don’t know what to do with this freedom. It…

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